Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Selling the Dog: Put Lipstick on the Pig and get out there!

The DNC thinks they've got the greatest salesmen on earth, but to sell the dog nominee they put on us, they need Hillary. Oh, yeah, and after "turning the page" on the only Democrats to hold the White House through two terms, he now campaigns on the good times under Clinton that make people trust Democrats.

On April 22, 2008, Pat Buchannon pointed out that the guy had numerous opportunities to close the deal and just couldn't put Clinton away.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, posesses the one thing a Vice President should master: closing skills. She delivers her lines impeccably then shuts up. Checks get written, voters get in line. Pure Saleswomanship!

One can expect the triumverate to make for keeping the machinery of this country humming: Palin chairing the Senate with Hillary as Majority Leader and Nancy Pelosi in the House. McCain is a VERY smart man. Marries a Millionairess, Makes the pick of the young Century and shows the upstart gangsta the hand.

Sarah and Hillary together in the Senate

The new Chairwoman and the new Majority Leader. Now, Nancy, Nancy. It's ... like ... turning into a girls club.

Watch it, Girlies.