"Left At The Altar" ... Can't Get My Phone Calls Returned...

She DUMPED you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

The One has had his tantrum, his bully pulpit and his media parasites to challenge the "No Drama" meme, but truth be told, HE'S NOT GETTING HIS WAY, DAMNIT! 

And his 50th birthday is less than two weeks away...OFF With Their Heads!

Does he think the Republican House Majority just got into politics?  If it hadn't been for there only being 1/3 of the Senate up for re-election in 2010, he'd be trying to sled uphill in July without a skid-greaser.

Too bad he won all his elections by eliminating his competition, Tanya Harding style, instead of getting his pretty head involved in an actual contest.  We saw how he withered in the face of a Clinton surge and he never, EVER demonstrated either closing skill or ability to think his way through a crisis.  His academic background severely limits his hand-to-hand prospects as the Boehner team smells blood in the water and circles for the collapse of the Obama House of Cards.  Killer instinct oozes from the pores of Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan has his ducks lined up with lethal precision. 

Obsama has his needs. 

Just like a guy cornered into marriage, the "groom" isn't "left at the altar,"  merely kept waiting by his all-too-canny Bride, steady, restrained, and gentle.  Spitting nickles and threatening to bolt, he contemplates the humiliation of being put in his rightful place by a - gasp! old white guy.  In the end, the gentlemen of the Republican majority mastered procedure and managed to discover the tricks of playing the Washington press corps before Mr. Inspiration ever got to town.  Somebody remind him he's only got to get through the "ceremony" and he'll be whisked off on yet another VACATION (called a honeymoon, hon,) with a satin pillowcase full of cash.  Can somebody take him to a strip club and load him with tequila?

Geez!!!  Didn't Gramma "Toot" ever take his credit card away?  Isn't there a Chicago School of Economics?  Maybe if he'd ever WORKED his Senate Committee assignments, he'd have some favors to call in.