You Just Can't Say It Better....WE'RE the Boss, He's just Ross.

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Ross Perot: Now, just hold on a second! I've got ears! I'm all ears, and I'm gonna 

listen!

You're the BOSS, and I'm just Ross.
Now, do you like the ears better up?     ...or down?
or just flapping in the wind like a fiddled daisy?
I'm listening.

What do YOU want?

What do you WANT?

Do You want to hear another great speech?

Do You want to hear yet another pundit gush over a great speech? 
Or, maybe, you want to be heard, heeded and -
In a State Of The Union Address -  you want to hear what this Administration HAS DELIVERED while On The CLOCK for a year! 
HERE'S ANOTHER GREAT IDEA BY THE PROGRESSIVE PERSONIFICATION OF PULLIN' THE WOOL: Bring back the Primary Campaign MATH GENIUS, Plouf.  Just returned to the trail after taking some top priority time to write his book of 'Superlatives'
... 
Punch Out, Pauncho.  Bring in some RESULTS we can believe in. 
Enough with the PIVOT, LeBraun wannaa-be...grow up and get in your own game:  there's a shot clock on you... is anybody in there watching it?  Do any Officials know the "delay of game" penalty?  This isn't half-court Recreation League.  This is the Business of the United States of America and it's PEOPLE. There's a Visitor fixin' to SCORE on your bogus bamboozle.  When they force a turnover in YOUR League, how is it they still let you have the ball?   

Gibbs On Fox

So; the Whitehouse discovers the cable news outlet that delivers more viewers than all others combined, ceases to cite Fox News as the enemy of the Annointed One, and participates in the Sunday News interview programs complete cycle for the first time in the year in office....


Not only have they learned nothing from their outrageous manipulation of public opinion with a deliberate slant of the news via their paid pretenders of the Press Corpse, they are defending it.

Wait for it, y'all;  the State of the Union speech will make you forget all about the job you lost, the 401-K in the tank, the incompetence and lack of dot connecting on national security,...proving EVERYTHING they promised is fools' gold.

My Way or the Rocky Mountain High Way

There we were, in conference at 10:00 p.m. on 08-08-08...Olympics Fireworks Opened in China, PUMA's convened in Virginia and John Edwards was "Pants On the Ground" Look'n like a fool. Right after he sank Hillary's battleship.

The OBOTS had all the answers, the judgement, the MATH on their side...so they copped the nomination and "Bought" the election....that was some Historical Inaugural, though, wasn't it?

In one year, the BOYZ go from the Rocky Mountain "High" Way 
to Joe
Dirt
Roadies... 
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/joedirt/rockymountainway.htm

Way Is better than the way we had (remember the toga party in Denver?  Seems like we had it all then...what happened?)
Spent the last year ... Couldn't get much higher ...  Think it's safe to say:  "Time to open fire..."

And we don't need the ladies ... Crying 'cuz the storie's sad ... Well he's tellin' us this ... And he's tellin' us that ... Changes it every day ... Say's it doesn't matter.    Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat , Playin' it play by play ,  Time to change the batter ...

O; HI! O He noticed you!!!  He's coming to make another speech, just for you.  As always, he's incapable of LISTENING TO YOU!!!

(And we don't need the ladies)  Senator Specter is a Democrat Now.  We just need to act like ladies.

DISASTER RECOVERY - CALLING ALL EXPERTS

The Russian Fleet includes the world's largest plane:  it's a

wait for it:  WATER BOMBER! 

We're letting it land in Florida prior to it going on releif effort mission to Haiti.  That's Beating the Sword Into A Plow Share if I ever saw it.  Well Done, Medved!

Survivor Haiti

Urgent!

  
Calling ALL  Survivor fans, refugees from summer re-runs, and wanna-be's, students of human behavior/ group psychology / team-building and "Other-siders."   We posess, among us, the coaching skills and insight to support the relief effort in the earthquake-ravaged Haiti.  Together, we maintain the memory files of a decade of shuffling, cheering and learning vicariously from the gamers who spent 39 days on the side of the island sealed off from the natives - except for Reward Visits. 

Those of us who tuned in for episodes where sixteen or so contestants were dropped onto a remote island with little more than their instincts, character and wit have seen what winning looks like and how losers lose. Here's a "REALITY" project for younz: The prize isn't a million dollars: the winners are those who actually survive and those who help the dysfunctional, poor island nation deal with the immediate challenges and pull together a working strategic plan from grassroots "contributions" of mind over matter.  Some of us have no phones from which to text our ten dollars: but we can get involved as seasoned planners and project managers to participate in the most important early phases:  Restoring order, establishing shelter and coordinating essential services.

HAJTI

What is it Jeff Probst offers them first?  FIRE.

Or not:  tell me what the priority should be.

Shelter, latrines, nutrition, communication with producers and

... oh, yeah:  the camera crews.  We can share the footage.  Some 24/7 cable shows are going for the tragedy or the "send money" format while others endeavor to preserve balance with something for those who are just unable to watch more than a few moments of the heartbreaking footage.  Our instincts are to help, but how?  Some care deeply, yet face their own crises and can only lend a contemplative heart.  Challenges for those who've lost or can not yet connect with loved ones bring focus from around the world. 

For once: the mission is Peace Through Connectivity:  Some of us are touched instantly.  We become the first responders with our Prayers, Faith and Spiritual Networking.  Together we can sustain the despairing, comfort the suffering, assist the searching, and reassure the panicking.

Let your Survival Instincts kick in.  What comes first?  Shuffle into teams.   +  Each of you carries a thread of connectivity to all of mankind +  Those of you who only know "Man Unkind" might suspend the rules of your game for the moment and psychically trade places with rescue workers, logistic servers and recovery operators.  Your underwold familiarities are an asset in this endeavor, as you are readily equipped to think like Machiavellians inclined to exploit  the unfortunate.  Kieth Olbermann, going for the ratings with a judgemental take on the competition's coverage is neither helpful nor demonstrative of your superior view.  We're all here to help: whatever that takes.  Leave your self-interest at the gate:  There are no losers.  Win Winners Only.  Bring it all to the table and arrive there at your best pace.  The Chutes are set up to direct traffic in an orderly fashion to prevent bottle-necking or impede the distribution of aid.  Finish Line people, Human Directionals, Security, Check Point People, SAG units, ... the idea here is not to DIVIDE into teams, but - rather - to magnetize into balance-evolving platforms that function at the amoeba level.  Be what is needed, interface senses.  Adapt, Invent.  NASA tight inventory of what has survived the quake   
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Vulcans:  control emotions.  Process and redistribute.  Do no harm.  Preserve Balance.  On Deck:  NFL Kickers, Special Teams Players and Coaches.  Your Special Services are in demand.  Those of you who can give up your Green Beret, Medal of Honor, Patches, Stripes or Lapel Pins, please see the Coordinator of Volunteers Recognition.  Scribes:  access Notation Programs as available.  Record Contributions via Scanners.  As your replacements are sent in; imprint / implant ID Bar Codes.  Maintenance:   Stay on that Finish Line Job...Keep Moving...Those of you who require megaphones, see the Sulahi woman in that magnificent dress.  She's in charge of Speakers.  For the players who are adelpt at eye contact or listening for signals of life: please join the dogs in the ear pen.  We can asess your tune perception and assign you accordingly......9 Wands

Bear with me, one moment, please:

Hollywood is requesting that I change channels for a break-in.
http://www.angelpaths.com/wands/wands9.html

 They bring re-inforcements. 

Nobody special.  Celebrity Watchers: tune into MSNBC for the glamor coverage.  We need this channel for The Factor's Auditors.  Thanks for yielding.  You'll be re-assigned as soon as you can be sorted into your pods.  Circles of Contributors are filling pretty quickly, but we could use fresh hands and hearts to inventory what's on the ground and make separate segments for anything that might be recycled for deployment as shelter or morgue.

Thank you ALL for responding.  Experience has taught me that you will naturally coalesce into functional units with the joint mission to protect and perform as needed.  Please alternate with your replacements as you are contacted.  We'll smooth out the batan-pass as we get up to speed.

 "Let's Roll!"

From Sister S&Y

SMART ASS
>
>
> Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
> soon-to-be new store.
> As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
> One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to
> walk by, put his face to
> the window, and ask what we're selling."
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
> curious senior walked to the
> window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin'
> here?"
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
>
> Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well.
> Only two left."
>
>
> Seniors -- don't mess with them!

Put Me In, Coach

This came from my baby sister, Claire 8)(my orphan annie emoticon)

Thought you'd like to know this piece of baseball history. This is profound.
A LITTLE KNOWN BASEBALL FACT:
The first testicular guard (Cup) was used in baseball in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1934..

It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Are They All Just Pumped Up On Viagra?

Rush Limbo and all the Pelosi People out in Hawaii.....hey, I think I know what's gotten those Iraqi and Nigerian trainees so strung out...that sales pitch they give them about the 21 Virgins awaiting them in heaven... the vacation in paradise at the taxpayers' expense "covered" by the Journalist/ Voice of the Republican Party... Um, Limbaugh's "date" was getting her nails done at the spa when he called (check out aol.'s articles of today, January 7, 2010) me thinks that warn't no heart attack Rushin him to 911 but rather an erection lasting more than four hours... Arnie, "the Pumped Up" want's Nebraska's Health Care Deal, ...O's hand on Michelle's backside ascending the stairs to AF-1 truncating the vacation,... could we persuade Pfizer to spread the wealth any further? Oh, and remember, women who are pregnant (already) should not take or even handle the little blue diamond.

There's a difference between Insurance and Business

Medicine isn't Business. 

Government isn't Business.

The Myrmidons loved the heel.