From Sister S&Y

SMART ASS
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> Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
> soon-to-be new store.
> As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
> One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to
> walk by, put his face to
> the window, and ask what we're selling."
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> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
> curious senior walked to the
> window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin'
> here?"
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> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
>
> Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well.
> Only two left."
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> Seniors -- don't mess with them!